Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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