I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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