Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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