Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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