I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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