i jhust puked up my retainher.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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