He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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