Whod you bang
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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