I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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