So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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