I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
