I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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