Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Randomize
