His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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