I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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