Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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