This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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