Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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