I don't remember. Are we still dating?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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