So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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