im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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