Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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