As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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