i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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