dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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