Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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