i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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