what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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