Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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