Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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