Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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