32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i think i just lost a toe
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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