Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
