..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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