i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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