i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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