awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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