Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
This is the prime rib incident all over again
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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