No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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