Quick, to the slutcave!
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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