I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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