that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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