No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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