I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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