1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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