Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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