I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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