belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We are all done wearing pants today
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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