Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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