Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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