Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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