I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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