Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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