hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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