I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Randomize
